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PostSubject: Blonde jokes   Blonde jokes I_icon_minitimeWed 17 Feb 2010 - 16:46

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A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
A blind man enters a lady's bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"

The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, "Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that

1.The bartender is a blonde woman.

2.The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3.The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler.

4.I'm a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

5.The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
Do you still want to tell that joke?"

"Nah," says the man. "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times."
Did you hear about the blonde who asked for an aisle seat on the airplane? She didn't want her hair to get messed up sitting by the window.
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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