ill start
i went to a party last night but i didnt know it was fancy dress,,the bouncer wouldnt let me in cus i wasnt dressed up,so i went to the car and wrapped a set of jump leads round my neck,i went to the door and the boucer said ''ok ill let you in but dont be trying to start anything..
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why did mary fall off the swing?
cos she had no arms
who pused peter off the cliff
i dunno either but i kn ow it wasn't mary
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whats pink and hard???
a pig with a flick knife!
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What do you call a prostitue in a wheel chair?
park and ride